i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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