i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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