She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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