she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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