Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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