So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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