i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I need water and some morals
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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