C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
