Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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