Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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