hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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