Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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