Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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