Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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