Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
she smelled like a LAN party
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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