This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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