Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I think your dad took our porno
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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