Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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