doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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