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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize