Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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