haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Alive.
So much puke
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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