Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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