Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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