Umm I'm too high to move.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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