used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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I need you to use more vowels.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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