How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
