Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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