my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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