How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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