it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Randomize
