so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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