I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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