You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
