I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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