Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
wanna go halves on a baby?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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