I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You've changed since you got that strap on
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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