Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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