I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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