I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just gargled with NyQuil
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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