For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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