is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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