I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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