Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
