Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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