We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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