Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Randomize
