My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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