Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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