Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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