At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Come see our sink grown plant.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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