The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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