so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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