I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
