nut hugger
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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