There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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