butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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