is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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