I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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