i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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